OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP
raphael: *looks directly into the camera like he’s on the office*
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
chicken fried chicken just turned into some Hannibal Hen shit. HENNIBAL.
in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
God dammit I never get a sticker
I can’t breathe.